Red Red Shelley

RUPERT MURDOCH SETS FIRE TO THE WEEDS

2011-07-28T13:55:00.000-07:00

Weeds? Rupert would like to set fire to us - the weeds! Indeed, all his life his news machine has called weeds flowers and chopped their heads off. Now we know he's poisoned the flowers too!

He lit the flame. The weeds fizzed but would not give up. He urinated over the weeds to kill them. The weeds spat back. The weeds are gonna win!

DEAR REBEKAH..

2011-07-11T14:22:00.000-07:00

Dear Rebekah

We have sculpted your likeness, managed to incorporate your double-edged smile and curled your flaming red hair just so. Charles Peace will make way for you. We look forward to your arrival in the chamber soon.

AFTER REBEKAH BROOKS WAS HERSELF HACKED

2011-07-10T13:22:00.000-07:00

It was her turn to be hacked. Her entire ambitions exposed. Photo journalist Simon Smith took this shocker of Rebekah naked, of Rebekah stunned at the hatred ordinary people feel for her - BUT extremely happy she will ever be RICH through her exploitation of ordinary people.

RUPERT MURDOCH ON TOP OF HIS PAY WALL

2011-07-09T12:27:00.000-07:00

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